Welcome “Ride Evolved” - The Soulmate with Human Level of Intelligence.
The maker of intelligence solutions for your Home, your Office and your Home and Office on the Go, pushed the limits of possible with Ride Evolved. In a synchronized unveiling in Las Vegas and Tokyo, the company revealed the next generation integrated intelligent system destined to bring to life “Ride Evolved”, Connected Home and Workspace Anywhere. According to the project's lead engineer, 30x increase in compute capacity and “a few game-changing breakthroughs in hybrid tech” is all it took to bring its vision of Ride to “almost human level intelligence”.
“The era of Ride is over, it outgrew the simple roots of a robotic transportation device of yesterday, evolved above and beyond to become your companion, your assistant, your friend. Meet your Soulmate”. In a rare show of emotion, the company’s President claimed their product was even sophisticated enough to provide emergency psychological counseling. After a reasonably short training it can offer opinions and to consult on matters of both private and professional nature. “The Soulmate”, by design, is driven to learn to become better informed, more useful, and better suited to its master’s personal preferences. Its goal is to please, and now it has the capacity to learn precisely how.
Similar to the previous incarnation of Ride intelligence, Soulmate will be able to meld and rule over all connected devices in its master’s domain, it can cook meals, do household chores, and entertain the guests. One of the reviewers, a history buff, put it this way: “This brings the vibe of 19th century Europe, minus the primitive technology and oppression”.
Of course, the victorious march of progress is not without some short and twisting detours into weird places. Just as the new rolled over the ticker tapes of agencies around the globe, rumors emerged of mods and undocumented features allowing Soulmate to operate domestic “intimate companion dolls”, known in the West somewhat derogatory as “sex robots”. Extremely popular in the East, in the Americas these are considered a good prop for a practical joke.
Giggles aside, all analyst’s eyes are on the Soulmate adoption rate, the upgrade uptake numbers for the Ride-ware will tell the real story over next 4 weeks.
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